Saturday, December 31, 2005
Friday, December 30, 2005
Thursday, December 29, 2005
What will actually happend with MyKad in the future ...
The multi-purpose Future Card "MyKad" will be the version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC in the near future.
With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library...what ever you do with the card...you will be tracked!
It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending the situation)
However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement.
As the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near future...
Ah Beng's Future Card (Likely Scenario)
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have you...?"
Ah Beng : "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
Operator : "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"
Ah Beng : "its arh..., hold on prease, arh.....S6102-0499-54610FC"
Operator : "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Kepong. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Ah Beng : "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"
Operator : "We are connected to the 'Future Card' system Sir"
Ah Beng : "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Ah Beng : "Why....Cannot arh?"
Operator : "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Ah Beng : "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Ah Beng : "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Ah Beng : "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."
Ah Beng : "I pay by Future Card...Can or Not?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $6720.55- since October last
year"
Ah Beng : "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also knows...chiat lat!"
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
Ah Beng : "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of
$250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"
Ah Beng : "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and
you are only 5 mins away"
Ah Beng : "Where got transport?"
Operator : "According to the details in your Future Card", you own a Honda Scooter ...registration number FE 3288..."
Ah Beng : "Ka Nee Nah!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"
Ah Beng : [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Ah Beng : "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Ah Beng : [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']
With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library...what ever you do with the card...you will be tracked!
It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending the situation)
However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement.
As the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near future...
Ah Beng's Future Card (Likely Scenario)
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have you...?"
Ah Beng : "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
Operator : "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"
Ah Beng : "its arh..., hold on prease, arh.....S6102-0499-54610FC"
Operator : "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Kepong. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Ah Beng : "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"
Operator : "We are connected to the 'Future Card' system Sir"
Ah Beng : "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Ah Beng : "Why....Cannot arh?"
Operator : "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Ah Beng : "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Ah Beng : "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Ah Beng : "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."
Ah Beng : "I pay by Future Card...Can or Not?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $6720.55- since October last
year"
Ah Beng : "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also knows...chiat lat!"
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
Ah Beng : "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of
$250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"
Ah Beng : "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and
you are only 5 mins away"
Ah Beng : "Where got transport?"
Operator : "According to the details in your Future Card", you own a Honda Scooter ...registration number FE 3288..."
Ah Beng : "Ka Nee Nah!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"
Ah Beng : [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Ah Beng : "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Ah Beng : [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']
MyKad Charging Next Year!!!
Dear Kawan-Kawan...
who havent got ur MyKad faster go and make one for urself ler ...
they start charging for next year. Now the application still free =)
Dec 31 is the absolute last day for free MyKad application.
who havent got ur MyKad faster go and make one for urself ler ...
they start charging for next year. Now the application still free =)
Dec 31 is the absolute last day for free MyKad application.
It was reported earlier that the application fee for MyKad was expected to be RM20 as the cost of making a MyKad was RM38.
Wanna Edit ur Friendster's Profile ??
read carefully and u will have a perfect and nice friendster layout =)
One more step to go ...
Welcome to the Simple version of the original (and semi-official) Friendster Profile Editor - a quick & easy CSS code tool to customize your own personal page on Friendster, everyone's favorite social networking site!
Change the form values below to suit your personal preferences.
Click the "Preview Code"-button to see what your profile will look like with the new CSS codes.
Click the "Generate Friendster Code"-button to generate the code.
Select and copy the generated code in the large text field at the bottom of the page
Paste the code into the text field marked "Advanced users: Personalize your profile with CSS" in the Customize-section of 'My Profile' on Friendster.
Click "Save" at the bottom of the Customize-page.
Go to 'My Profile' and admire your beautiful new profile (if your changes don't show up immediately, hit Refresh a couple of times or try quitting your browser and then re-loading the page).
NEW! Want to add image effects to your profile?
NEW! Want to add custom scrollbar colors to your profile?
NEW! Want to add custom cursors to your profile?
UPDATED! Want to add custom background images to your profile?
But please don't email me about inserting MP3's, other audio files or music videos onto your page - Friendster already has a page with information about that. The same goes for people asking for free background images, free animated cursors, etc - do a Google search, there are tons of websites around with that sort of content.
If you have any questions or comments about this editor, feel free to send me a PM on Friendster.
Enjoy,
Michael
One more step to go ...
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
King Kong Found in Our Land!
hmm ... i saw this when i browsing around ... guess what i found my "bro" King Kong appear in Malaysia. haha
Study to verify ‘Bigfoot’
R. Sittamparam and Chuah Bee Kim
JOHOR BARU, Dec 24:
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The Johor National Parks Corporation is willing to collaborate with anyone wanting to carry out a study to verify the existence of "Bigfoot" in Johor.
Its director, Hashim Yusoff, said today there was a need for a scientific study to determine once and for all if such a creature existed in Johor.
Without dismissing the claims of sightings of "Bigfoot", he said his staff had found no physical evidence of the presence of "Bigfoot" either in the Endau-Rompin National Park or the Tanjung Piai National Park.
Sightings of hairy creatures said to be about three metres tall have trickled in over the years, especially from along the forest spine connecting Endau Rompin, Kota Tinggi and Tanjung Piai.
In the latest sighting, a fish researcher from the Johor branch of the Malaysian Nature Society claimed he spotted "Bigfoot" footprints at a swamp near Sungai Sedili in Kampung Mawai, Kota Tinggi.
MNS adviser Vincent Chow said there had also been numerous "Bigfoot" sightings by villagers, who refer to the creature as hantu jarang gigi (snaggle-toothed ghost).
Villagers claimed they were usually seen during the monsoon and fruiting seasons, sometimes raiding orchards but not harming anyone.
Chow said, as a child, he had joined his father on search expeditions whenever a sighting of the creature was reported.
EVIDENCE: A footprint reportedly left by ‘Bigfoot’ at a swamp in Kampung Mawai near Kota Tinggi recently.
"These creatures could be trapped in a time warp and have not evolved like other animals," he said. "Forced to breed among themselves, they have not changed much over the ages and are greatly reduced in numbers."
Chow said there was worldwide interest in the "Bigfoot" phenomena and a lot of research was being carried out in Australia and America but not in Malaysia.
He said MNS Johor’s investigations had found that the sightings were consistent about the size of the creatures, their habits, and the shape and size of their footprints.
He said sightings of the creatures were reported in Tanjung Piai last year and at Kahang, near Kluang, about five months ago, with similar footprints found at all three sites.
In 1995 a massive search was organised by the authorities of the dense jungle at Tanjung Piai following reports by villagers of a sighting there, but they found nothing.
Although fresh footprints with the distinctive four toes of the creature were found, "Bigfoot" remains elusive.
In 2001, at the 40,197ha Endau-Rompin National Park, several Forestry Department officials, Rela members and campers reported seeing the creature.
One of the sightings was at Sungai Kincin, a tributary of the Endau River. Fish bones were found scattered, possibly indicating that a "Bigfoot" family of three had just had their meal there.
New Straits Times
Study to verify ‘Bigfoot’
R. Sittamparam and Chuah Bee Kim
JOHOR BARU, Dec 24:
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The Johor National Parks Corporation is willing to collaborate with anyone wanting to carry out a study to verify the existence of "Bigfoot" in Johor.
Its director, Hashim Yusoff, said today there was a need for a scientific study to determine once and for all if such a creature existed in Johor.
Without dismissing the claims of sightings of "Bigfoot", he said his staff had found no physical evidence of the presence of "Bigfoot" either in the Endau-Rompin National Park or the Tanjung Piai National Park.
Sightings of hairy creatures said to be about three metres tall have trickled in over the years, especially from along the forest spine connecting Endau Rompin, Kota Tinggi and Tanjung Piai.
In the latest sighting, a fish researcher from the Johor branch of the Malaysian Nature Society claimed he spotted "Bigfoot" footprints at a swamp near Sungai Sedili in Kampung Mawai, Kota Tinggi.
MNS adviser Vincent Chow said there had also been numerous "Bigfoot" sightings by villagers, who refer to the creature as hantu jarang gigi (snaggle-toothed ghost).
Villagers claimed they were usually seen during the monsoon and fruiting seasons, sometimes raiding orchards but not harming anyone.
Chow said, as a child, he had joined his father on search expeditions whenever a sighting of the creature was reported.
EVIDENCE: A footprint reportedly left by ‘Bigfoot’ at a swamp in Kampung Mawai near Kota Tinggi recently.
"These creatures could be trapped in a time warp and have not evolved like other animals," he said. "Forced to breed among themselves, they have not changed much over the ages and are greatly reduced in numbers."
Chow said there was worldwide interest in the "Bigfoot" phenomena and a lot of research was being carried out in Australia and America but not in Malaysia.
He said MNS Johor’s investigations had found that the sightings were consistent about the size of the creatures, their habits, and the shape and size of their footprints.
He said sightings of the creatures were reported in Tanjung Piai last year and at Kahang, near Kluang, about five months ago, with similar footprints found at all three sites.
In 1995 a massive search was organised by the authorities of the dense jungle at Tanjung Piai following reports by villagers of a sighting there, but they found nothing.
Although fresh footprints with the distinctive four toes of the creature were found, "Bigfoot" remains elusive.
In 2001, at the 40,197ha Endau-Rompin National Park, several Forestry Department officials, Rela members and campers reported seeing the creature.
One of the sightings was at Sungai Kincin, a tributary of the Endau River. Fish bones were found scattered, possibly indicating that a "Bigfoot" family of three had just had their meal there.
New Straits Times
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
BitTorrent Terminology
torrent
A torrent can mean either a .torrent metadata file or all files described by it, depending on context. The torrent file contains metadata about all the files it makes downloadable, including their names and sizes and checksums of all pieces in the torrent. It also contains the address of a tracker that coordinates communication between the peers in the swarm.
swarm
Together, all users sharing a torrent are called a swarm. Six peers and two seeds make a swarm of eight.
peer
A peer is one instance of a BitTorrent client running on a computer on the Internet that you connect to and transfer data. Usually a peer does not have the complete file, but only parts of it, however, 'peer' can be used to refer to any participant in the swarm (in this case, also known as a 'client').
seed
A seed is a peer that has a complete copy of the torrent and still offers it for upload. The more seeds there are, the better the chances are for completion of the file.
leech
A leech is usually a peer who has a negative effect on the swarm by having a very poor share ratio - in other words, downloading much more than they upload. Most leeches are users on asynchronous internet connections who through either ignorance or choice do not leave their BitTorrent client open to seed the file after their download has completed. However, some leeches intentionally hurt the swarm to avoid uploading by using modified clients or excessively limiting their upload speed.
The term leech is also incorrectly used to refer to what should properly be called a peer, a member of the swarm who has not yet downloaded the complete file.
tracker
A tracker is a server that keeps track of which seeds and peers are in the swarm. Clients report information to the tracker periodically and in exchange receive information about other clients that they can connect to. The tracker is not directly involved in the data transfer and does not have a copy of the file.
availability
(also distributed copies) The number of full copies of the file available to the client. Each seed adds 1.0 to this number, as they have one complete copy of the file. A connected peer with a fraction of the file available adds that fraction to the availability (ie. a peer with 65.3% of the file downloaded increases the availability by 0.653).
interested
Describes a downloader who wishes to obtain pieces of a file the client has. For example, the uploading client would flag a downloading client as 'interested' if that client did not possess a piece that it did, and wished to obtain it.
choked
Describes an uploader to whom the client does not wish to upload. An uploading client 'chokes' another client in several situations:
The second client is a seed, in which case it does not want any pieces (ie. it is completely uninterested)
The uploading client is already uploading at its full capacity (ie. the value for max_uploads has been reached)
snubbed
An uploading client is flagged as snubbed if the downloading client has not received any data from it in over 60 seconds.
More...
A torrent can mean either a .torrent metadata file or all files described by it, depending on context. The torrent file contains metadata about all the files it makes downloadable, including their names and sizes and checksums of all pieces in the torrent. It also contains the address of a tracker that coordinates communication between the peers in the swarm.
swarm
Together, all users sharing a torrent are called a swarm. Six peers and two seeds make a swarm of eight.
peer
A peer is one instance of a BitTorrent client running on a computer on the Internet that you connect to and transfer data. Usually a peer does not have the complete file, but only parts of it, however, 'peer' can be used to refer to any participant in the swarm (in this case, also known as a 'client').
seed
A seed is a peer that has a complete copy of the torrent and still offers it for upload. The more seeds there are, the better the chances are for completion of the file.
leech
A leech is usually a peer who has a negative effect on the swarm by having a very poor share ratio - in other words, downloading much more than they upload. Most leeches are users on asynchronous internet connections who through either ignorance or choice do not leave their BitTorrent client open to seed the file after their download has completed. However, some leeches intentionally hurt the swarm to avoid uploading by using modified clients or excessively limiting their upload speed.
The term leech is also incorrectly used to refer to what should properly be called a peer, a member of the swarm who has not yet downloaded the complete file.
tracker
A tracker is a server that keeps track of which seeds and peers are in the swarm. Clients report information to the tracker periodically and in exchange receive information about other clients that they can connect to. The tracker is not directly involved in the data transfer and does not have a copy of the file.
availability
(also distributed copies) The number of full copies of the file available to the client. Each seed adds 1.0 to this number, as they have one complete copy of the file. A connected peer with a fraction of the file available adds that fraction to the availability (ie. a peer with 65.3% of the file downloaded increases the availability by 0.653).
interested
Describes a downloader who wishes to obtain pieces of a file the client has. For example, the uploading client would flag a downloading client as 'interested' if that client did not possess a piece that it did, and wished to obtain it.
choked
Describes an uploader to whom the client does not wish to upload. An uploading client 'chokes' another client in several situations:
The second client is a seed, in which case it does not want any pieces (ie. it is completely uninterested)
The uploading client is already uploading at its full capacity (ie. the value for max_uploads has been reached)
snubbed
An uploading client is flagged as snubbed if the downloading client has not received any data from it in over 60 seconds.
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How BitTorrent works?
The bittorrent protocol breaks the file(s) down into smaller fragments, typically a quarter of a megabyte (256 KB) in size. Peers download missing fragments from each other and upload those that they already have to peers that request them. The protocol is 'smart' enough to choose the peer with the best network connections for the fragments that it's requesting. To increase the overall efficiency of the swarm (the ad-hoc P2P network temporarily created to distribute a particular file), the bittorrent clients request from their peers the fragments that are most rare; in other words, the fragments that are available on the least number of peers, making most fragments available widely across many machines and avoiding bottlenecks. The file fragments are not usually downloaded in sequential order and need to be reassembled by the receiving machine. It is important to note that clients start uploading fragments to their peers before the entire file is downloaded. Sharing by each peer therefore begins when the first complete segment is downloaded and can begin to be uploaded if another peer requests it. This scheme is particularly useful for trading large files such as videos and operating systems. This is contrasted with conventional file serving where high demand can lead to saturation of the host's resources as the consumption of bandwidth to transfer the file to many requesting downloaders surges. With BitTorrent, high demand can actually increase throughput as more bandwidth and additional “seeds” of the file become available to the group. Cohen claims that for very popular files, BitTorrent can support about a thousand times as many downloads as HTTP.
More...
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What is BitTorrent?
BitTorrent is a free speech tool.
BitTorrent gives you the same freedom to publish previously enjoyed by only a select few with special equipment and lots of money. ("Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one" -- journalist A.J. Liebling.)
You have something terrific to publish -- a large music or video file, software, a game or anything else that many people would like to have. But the more popular your file becomes, the more you are punished by soaring bandwidth costs. If your file becomes phenomenally successful and a flash crowd of hundreds or thousands try to get it at once, your server simply crashes and no one gets it.
There is a solution to this vicious cycle. BitTorrent, the result of over two years of intensive development, is a simple and free software product that addresses all of these problems.
The key to scaleable and robust distribution is cooperation. With BitTorrent, those who get your file tap into their upload capacity to give the file to others at the same time. Those that provide the most to others get the best treatment in return. ("Give and ye shall receive!")
Cooperative distribution can grow almost without limit, because each new participant brings not only demand, but also supply. Instead of a vicious cycle, popularity creates a virtuous circle. And because each new participant brings new resources to the distribution, you get limitless scalability for a nearly fixed cost.
BitTorrent is not just a concept, but has an easy-to-use implementation capable of swarming downloads across unreliable networks. BitTorrent has been embraced by numerous publishers to distribute to millions of users.
With BitTorrent free speech no longer has a high price.
More...
BitTorrent gives you the same freedom to publish previously enjoyed by only a select few with special equipment and lots of money. ("Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one" -- journalist A.J. Liebling.)
You have something terrific to publish -- a large music or video file, software, a game or anything else that many people would like to have. But the more popular your file becomes, the more you are punished by soaring bandwidth costs. If your file becomes phenomenally successful and a flash crowd of hundreds or thousands try to get it at once, your server simply crashes and no one gets it.
There is a solution to this vicious cycle. BitTorrent, the result of over two years of intensive development, is a simple and free software product that addresses all of these problems.
The key to scaleable and robust distribution is cooperation. With BitTorrent, those who get your file tap into their upload capacity to give the file to others at the same time. Those that provide the most to others get the best treatment in return. ("Give and ye shall receive!")
Cooperative distribution can grow almost without limit, because each new participant brings not only demand, but also supply. Instead of a vicious cycle, popularity creates a virtuous circle. And because each new participant brings new resources to the distribution, you get limitless scalability for a nearly fixed cost.
BitTorrent is not just a concept, but has an easy-to-use implementation capable of swarming downloads across unreliable networks. BitTorrent has been embraced by numerous publishers to distribute to millions of users.
With BitTorrent free speech no longer has a high price.
More...
Monday, December 26, 2005
Joke of The Day
Joke 1
Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know ?"
Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still
in plastic cover"
Joke 2
Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss: "When I am sick, I have sex with my wife- try it"
2 hours later,Bangladesh Worker: Boss! it worked! Me ok now.
You got nice house.
Joke 3
After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again.
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock.
I used to have one before.
Joke 4
Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes
Evening keep clothes
Nite iron clothes
Midnight take off clothes
Few hours after midnight find clothes
Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know ?"
Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still
in plastic cover"
Joke 2
Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss: "When I am sick, I have sex with my wife- try it"
2 hours later,Bangladesh Worker: Boss! it worked! Me ok now.
You got nice house.
Joke 3
After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again.
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock.
I used to have one before.
Joke 4
Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes
Evening keep clothes
Nite iron clothes
Midnight take off clothes
Few hours after midnight find clothes
Friday, December 23, 2005
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Hahaa ... this is funny ?! =)
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Lawak Hari Ini "Joke of The Day"
I have heard this joke ages ago ... but today i got a email of this ... so enjoy =)below are the full version of it. hehe
One day, Mat Salleh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked
out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, The lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lad y insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Mat Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Mat Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat Salleh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The mat Salleh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
"sey kok"
One day, Mat Salleh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked
out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, The lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lad y insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Mat Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Mat Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat Salleh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The mat Salleh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
Raymond's B day
woo huu ~~ just back from yippee cup to celebrate raymond's 21 bday
nothing much bout it but the strange thing is the BILL got RM66.66 when then bill came once glance i saw wow 66.66 ? wat a number ... so perhaps should go buy 4D or TOTO =)
nothing much bout it but the strange thing is the BILL got RM66.66 when then bill came once glance i saw wow 66.66 ? wat a number ... so perhaps should go buy 4D or TOTO =)
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Wanna Buy Kelisa ?? View before u make ur purchase
haha [NTBD] nothing better to do ... then i came across this ...
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Wat a boring day...
today as normal go to work and work whole day long ...
arggh ... monday there's 2 trainee joined my company
and today i have to go back late because they ask me to
help out for some of the task given.
then at night went to 1U shop for present...
today is raymond ooi bday oh. 21 d ... old man. ahah
arggh ... monday there's 2 trainee joined my company
and today i have to go back late because they ask me to
help out for some of the task given.
then at night went to 1U shop for present...
today is raymond ooi bday oh. 21 d ... old man. ahah