Special for 2006 the year of Dog

Proudly present to u saimatkong for the year of Dog.

I wish all of you all happy Chinese New Year.

Gongg Heii Fatt Choy ...
Man Shi Yue Yi ...
Yat Bun Mai Lei ...
the most important things is all healthy and prosper all year round

Lee Chong Wei lost

quite upset when see the last set of the game he couldn't make it to final of all england ...
i guess he had already tried his best and i see that he was out of energy tat's y lost to lin dan of china. but anyway malaysian badminton players rock, and i'm malaysian player also ... >> coz i born in malaysia and i play badminton, so i'm one of the malaysian player LOL.

who intrested to join me for badminton can contact me 016-2093239 =p

Messages on Indian Roads... interesting!

my Piala-Piala =))

After all the gadgets... this is all my piala - piala =p

Windows Live Messenger

who want windows live messenger invites ?

Daily's Weather Forecast

this is 99.9% accurate haha

My gadgets

i found this pic which took long ago and yet to update another pic of all my gadgets =)

Song to Resign ^_^

when u wanna resign ... u should sing this to ur boss...
ahaha i guess i will let my boss hear it soon ...
sing it out loud.

This is truely Malaysian attitude!

so wat we gonna say about it ? blame it to the government ? LOL

Onions and Willies

Onions and Willies

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

The father, surprised, answers,"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a >bit. After fifty, they are like onions."Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry.

"This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?""Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!

Economics - "Egg Theory" by Anonymous

I think we should try this instead of letting the prices go up like as they like.

A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays 60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time..

One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are 76 cents a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly".

This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the pr ice as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores.

And on and on and on. As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there. He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.

Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up.Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.

This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man says," There must be something we can do about the price of eggs".He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a day.

On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day. The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs.Maybe wouldn't need any all week. The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse.

He told the huge egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks. At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs.To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the eggs at a lower price. The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs even if they were free".The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying again..

The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time"."Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again".The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers. They liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those chickens just kept on laying. Finally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs. But only a few cents. The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time.

They said, "When the price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers.The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while. And those chickens kept on laying.Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing away eggs they couldn't sell.

The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.And the customers starting buying by the dozen again. Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled to the pump? The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time. The dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms.

The tank farms wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the refining plants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the Middle East.Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill it up.You may have to stop for gas twice a week but, the price should come down.Think about it.As an added note...When I buy $10.00 worth of gas that leaves my tank a little under half full.

The way prices are jumping around, you can buy gas for $2.65 a gallon and then the next morning it can be $2.15.If you have your tank full of $2.65 gas you don't have room for the $2.15 gas. You might not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you can't buy cheaper gas if your tank is full of the high priced stuff.

Also, don't buy anything else at the gas station; don't give them any more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down..."

whack your boss!

Whack your boss if u dun like ur boss ...

Corporate Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that

tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."


"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with

nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough

strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some

more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was

proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot

the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

RM10 fee for MyKad application

RM10 fee for MyKad application

ahah just RM 10 ppl queue till so long for wat ?
why so late only go an do ur myKad ??
"dai sei" luckily charge 10bucks nia ... haha ... should charge more right ?

KFC BIG FISH ??

haha yest lunch was KFC new fish sandwich... hmm not bad ... but it's not as big as it shown on the advertisment ... ahah. but worth a try though =)

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit

like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the

rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and

ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Teh Tarik, Bagus =)

Teh Tarik Not The Cause Of Stroke, Says Health Minister

PENANG, Jan 5 (Bernama) -- The Health Ministry Thursday clarified that the habit of drinking teh tarik is not the cause of stroke among Malaysians.

Its Minister Datuk Dr Chua Soi Lek said high blood pressure, diabetes, life stress and smoking or practising an unhealthy lifestyle as among the factors which contributed to stroke.

He said that the issue came about as teh tarik contained high level of sugar or condensed milk which could contribute to diabetes, while one of the factors for stroke pointed to this disease. (diabetes).

Chua added that the statement saying drinking teh tarik was among the contributing factors to stroke among Malaysians was not accurate as it was not proven by any research.

He was commenting on a report in the local media which quoted a physiotherapist Dr Balwant Singh Bains as saying that more younger generation in this country were exposed to stroke and one of the reasons was their passion for teh tarik.

"We welcome any views from medical or health practitioners but any views should be backed by strong evidence, such as saying that obese people are more prone to stroke, " he told reporters after officiating the Linear Accelerator machine for cancer here today.

Chua added, inaccurate statements could create worry amongst the public and hence, such claims must be supported by strong evidence.

He said that Malaysia recorded 50,000 stroke cases a year and this meant that in every hour, six Malaysians were attacked by stroke and it was thus a high rate.
Studies found that 60 per cent of those attacked by stroke had high blood pressure.
"So as to avoid any disease, people should practice a healthy lifestyle by taking care of their food intake and exercise, and do not smoke," he said.

Chua said that studies also found 20 per cent of Malaysians had excessive body weight and Malaysians had been taking 120gm of sugar on average, when it should only be 50mg.

Hope this wont happend in the future again.

haahaa this funny ... so many home work ? i guess in the future it will be kids carrying PDA to school and teacher give homework in the form of CDs to the students. and exam also using computer ?! who knows ? god knows ... let's see "放长双眼" and see wat will happend to our next generation ... kaka. there's room to improve though =)

Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when

they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,

"I'll give each of you just one wish."


"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a

speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the

beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of

my life." Poof! He's gone.


"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those

two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Found this today on google

Then i did a google search and i found that "Today is the Birthdate of Louis Braille".

Louis Braille was born in town near Paris, France in 1809. As a toddler he used to watch his father make shoes. One day, while his father was not watching, he picked up a sharp pointed tool for making holes in leather called an awl. The awl slipped, piercing his eye and damaging it beyond repair. The other eye became infected and before long Louis Braille was completely blind.

At the age of 10 Louis was sent to a school for blind children in Paris. Children were taught to read and write using a system of raised letters. This system was difficult to use as it was hard to tell the letters apart. One day a soldier called Charles Barbier visited the school. He had developed a system for reading messages in the dark based upon a series of raised dots. Louis Braille realised the potential of this system and developed it so that it could be used for blind people.

Louis Braille's system was not accepted at first. One Headteacher even banned the children from using it but this only spurred them on to learn it in secret. Soon the benefits of the new system were realised.

When Louis Braille grew up he became a teacher at the school in which he was a student. It was not until after his death, however, that his system was widely adopted. Today, Braille is used in almost every country in the world.

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Corporate Lesson 2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to

reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily

slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest

removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The

nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized, "Sorry

sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On

his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the

doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When

she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a

word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front

of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman

wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he

say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Letter From India

A letter from an Indian mother to her son.... Read it
carefully...it's hilarious!!! But try not to laugh.

My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a
well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you
cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we
moved 20 miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed
here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they
would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address
plate here, n that our address will remain same too. This place is
really nice.

It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm
not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the
chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week.
The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The
coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little
too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is
cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in
his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether
it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or
Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to
pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill
his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the
sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of
digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time.
Nothing much has happened.

Love Mom.

P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Happy New Year !!!

2006 here we come

hehe went ikano at last and reached ikano 10+ but can't find parking... sigh
but at last got one small samll space in Damansara Perdana "The Place" there...
damn far ... ahaha but can't complain. at last 11.30 onli reach the event place which
located between the curve and ikano power center and got to see the fireworks =)

happy new year, may this year be a good year.