Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when

they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,

"I'll give each of you just one wish."


"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a

speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the

beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of

my life." Poof! He's gone.


"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those

two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.